Sorry About My Ass
This is a place for me to share my experiences, frustrations, happiness and simple life observations. It’s not for the faint of heart. It’s dry. It’s real. It’s gonna be funny too. Because I like to laugh.
I have a new wrinkle to prove it too. My mom calls it a laugh line but let’s be real: it’s a wrinkle.
Now that I’m older, I’m kind of a cynic but in a funny, fucked up, kind of “haha I’m laughing with you” way. It’s important to keep your sense of humor. To laugh at others and be able to laugh at yourself.
I will be doing both here.
Stupid Shit
The Stupid Shit series is based on stupid shit people have said to me, stupid shit I’ve overheard, or stupid shit I’ve said myself.
It’s meant to make you feel uncomfortable because it made me feel uncomfortable. Or there was a feeling of secondhand embarrassment that was palpable enough to share it here.
It’s raw and triggering at times because it shows addiction, chronic pain, and life in a real and unfiltered way.
It’s a place to say what I want and not regulate my emotions. (My therapist says I’m like a child. I say neener-neener you’re a wiener.)
Reflections
I’m a Gen X’er. A true latch-key child, my brother and I roamed the neighborhood until dusk. When the street lights turned on we knew to get our asses home.
We grew up without seat belts or helmets and we recorded our music from Solid Gold. IYKYK.
